Seven am is much too early for a staff meeting :-(
Back to work, everybody!
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Monday, Monday…
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Just passing the time
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My body is very sensitive to changes in the barometric pressure.
Crazy Cat Lady
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John Legend - “Rolling in the Deep (Adele cover)”
Childish Gambino uses this acapella version of Adele’s track when he performs the Jamie xx remix live. In case you haven’t noticed from the content this week, I really like gender swaps when it comes to covers. Legend’s manly voice gives this song some juice to go along with Adele’s soul and pain. I will almost always prefer instruments and normally don’t like acapella tracks, but I can really dig this.
Thanks to theoster for yet another great Covers Week submission. Submit, y’all.
Love Adele but this is pretty awesome!
To Whom It May Concern,
Leopard print leggings, not matter how skinny you are, do not loom good. Leggings in general are a horrible fashion statement. Nobody wants to see that much of your ass. You could be a size 0 and they would still look horrible. The leopard print just makes you look like an idiot.
Sincerely,
Buy a full-length mirror!
Gotta love the mall music
Dear parents of young children
Greetings from your local candy stand girl! I understand that it is difficult to be a parent. I understand that this has been a long summer and that vacation is almost over. I’m sure you are running out of ways to keep you children busy during the day, and a trip to the mall seems like a welcome relief. There is nothing in the world that makes it alright for your child to scream like a banshee in the middle of a crowd for five minutes, only to be rewarded with a lollipop. Do you realize that your child just learned that screaming gets rewarded? That’s why 15 minutes late he decided to scream again. I also know that balloons are shinny and exciting. I myself have indulged in a good left hook to an inflated Hello Kitty once or twice. But i also know that balloons are fragile and will pop if hit hard enough. I also know that if I pull it down, it is my job to put it back up. STOP letting your children beat up on my display balloons and then walk away smiling when they pop left or break their ribbons. Unlike you, I don’t get to walk away. I have to lug out the ladder and tape it back on the ceiling, or I have to fix the hole your child just made and re-inflate it. Does you realize that helium is expensive?!? What happened to the good old days of “you break it, you buy it”? Now companies are so worried about losing valuable customers that they are willing to let children destroy displays without consequence. I don’t go to your work place and throw tantrums and break stuff, please stop doing it at mine.
Sincerely,
Can summer be over now?
Oh yeah, it’s been that kind of day
Dear Douchebag
I may not be a parent, but I know that when a child speaks to me it’s polite to answer. Take your head out of your ass and pay attention to your children, who are currently destroying my candy display! Having someone call you “dad” doesn’t just mean that your little swimmers managed to find their target, it means you actually have to take care of them, teach them right from wrong, and when they put candy in their mouths that you had no intention of paying for, man up! I’m sorry if the game you’re playing is really fun, take care of your fucking kids!!
Sincerely,
Frustrated Candy Stand Girl
